Tomb Raider: Guide To Survival

I know it’s nearly Christmas and I should be happy, full of joy and enjoying this new Tomb Raider survival guide preview thing but it ACTUALLY KILLED ME. For some senseless reason they grabbed the most friendly sounding american guy, combined it with a voice over script that sounded inanely sarcastic and then told you how to play the game assuming not you not only fell from the stupid tree, your parents owned a deforesting company that harvested them by the thousands.

For a game that handles some hefty topics including rape and murder, they advertise it like some sort of Disney character finding her inner-heroine, you can check it out here if you dare: